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spermcells: Summertime Swaggie (Source: enemapopstar, via pizza)

spermcells:

Summertime Swaggie

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(Source: enemapopstar, via pizza)

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itspartyrehab:

Margarita Jello ShotsIngredients & Measurements:
12 whole Limes
1 cup Limeade
2 Boxes of Plain Gelatin
3/4 cup Tequila
2 tbsp Triple Sec
1 tbsp Sweetened Lime Juice
1 tbsp Salt
Instructions:Cut the limes in half & scoop out the insides. Add the limeade to a saucepan, sprinkle the gelatin over the juice, and let it sit for 2 minutes. Heat the limeade over low heat, stirring it until the gelatin has dissolved. Stir in the tequila, triple sec, and sweetened lime juice. Pour into the lime halves. Put in fridge to set up, about 4 hours or so. Cut the limes into half, sprinkle the salt, and serve.